Do you faint at the sight of blood? Maybe just a little... No, but it's important to wear sterile gloves if I'm going to be touching any. Never! Blood is just a natural part of the human body after all! As long as it's not my blood. You're about to open up a person's chest. What equipment do you need? We're checking to see if there's anything been stashed in the body, right? Just a knife and a lantern should do the trick. Hand me an apron, a few knives and my trusty artery hook and I'll be in and out in no time! You mean open up their heart to work out how to thrill and delight them, right? … Right …? Let's see, an oscillating saw, a retractor, some vicryl sutures, an electrocautery… You're stocking your own museum, what do you put in it? Different varieties of spades and shovels. Well, I'd want it to be entertaining. Lots of things that will dazzle and excite the audience! I mean, visitors. Dozens of anatomical specimens preserved in formaldehyde, with carefully handwritten labels. An interactive digital library of up to date medical information. It's time to saw off a leg but you don't have any anaesthetic. What do you do? Need to stop someone screaming? Well, there's no need to keep them alive… Give the patient some gin to calm them down. If that doesn't work they can just bite down on a rag. I think I need some gin… Postpone the appointment until this unusual anaesthetic shortage is resolved. What would you choose to wear to work? A silk lined cape. A white coat. A battered old hat and mud covered boots. A blood splattered leather apron. What kind of environment would you like to work in? A pristine, state of the art operating theatre with all the latest equipment. In the dark, at the bottom of a hole. Well, it's called an operating theatre, so there needs to be room for the audience… Never mind the operating part, just a theatre would suit me fine! What would you be most likely to be overheard saying? Business, my favourite! CRASH TROLLEY, NOW! Gentlemen, your watches! Abracadabra!