Do you faint at the sight of blood? Maybe just a little... As long as it's not my blood. No, but it's important to wear sterile gloves if I'm going to be touching any. Never! Blood is just a natural part of the human body after all! You're about to open up a person's chest. What equipment do you need? We're checking to see if there's anything been stashed in the body, right? Just a knife and a lantern should do the trick. Hand me an apron, a few knives and my trusty artery hook and I'll be in and out in no time! Let's see, an oscillating saw, a retractor, some vicryl sutures, an electrocautery… You mean open up their heart to work out how to thrill and delight them, right? … Right …? You're stocking your own museum, what do you put in it? An interactive digital library of up to date medical information. Dozens of anatomical specimens preserved in formaldehyde, with carefully handwritten labels. Different varieties of spades and shovels. Well, I'd want it to be entertaining. Lots of things that will dazzle and excite the audience! I mean, visitors. It's time to saw off a leg but you don't have any anaesthetic. What do you do? Postpone the appointment until this unusual anaesthetic shortage is resolved. Need to stop someone screaming? Well, there's no need to keep them alive… I think I need some gin… Give the patient some gin to calm them down. If that doesn't work they can just bite down on a rag. What would you choose to wear to work? A battered old hat and mud covered boots. A silk lined cape. A white coat. A blood splattered leather apron. What kind of environment would you like to work in? A pristine, state of the art operating theatre with all the latest equipment. Well, it's called an operating theatre, so there needs to be room for the audience… Never mind the operating part, just a theatre would suit me fine! In the dark, at the bottom of a hole. What would you be most likely to be overheard saying? CRASH TROLLEY, NOW! Gentlemen, your watches! Abracadabra! Business, my favourite!