Do you faint at the sight of blood? Maybe just a little... No, but it's important to wear sterile gloves if I'm going to be touching any. As long as it's not my blood. Never! Blood is just a natural part of the human body after all! You're about to open up a person's chest. What equipment do you need? Hand me an apron, a few knives and my trusty artery hook and I'll be in and out in no time! We're checking to see if there's anything been stashed in the body, right? Just a knife and a lantern should do the trick. Let's see, an oscillating saw, a retractor, some vicryl sutures, an electrocautery… You mean open up their heart to work out how to thrill and delight them, right? … Right …? You're stocking your own museum, what do you put in it? Well, I'd want it to be entertaining. Lots of things that will dazzle and excite the audience! I mean, visitors. An interactive digital library of up to date medical information. Dozens of anatomical specimens preserved in formaldehyde, with carefully handwritten labels. Different varieties of spades and shovels. It's time to saw off a leg but you don't have any anaesthetic. What do you do? Need to stop someone screaming? Well, there's no need to keep them alive… Give the patient some gin to calm them down. If that doesn't work they can just bite down on a rag. Postpone the appointment until this unusual anaesthetic shortage is resolved. I think I need some gin… What would you choose to wear to work? A silk lined cape. A blood splattered leather apron. A battered old hat and mud covered boots. A white coat. What kind of environment would you like to work in? A pristine, state of the art operating theatre with all the latest equipment. In the dark, at the bottom of a hole. Never mind the operating part, just a theatre would suit me fine! Well, it's called an operating theatre, so there needs to be room for the audience… What would you be most likely to be overheard saying? Abracadabra! CRASH TROLLEY, NOW! Gentlemen, your watches! Business, my favourite!